Friday, February 28, 2014

The BIG LIST of Old Wives Tales on Baby Prediction

Old Wives Tale #1: Heart Rate
If the baby’s heart rate is above 140 bpm, it is said that the baby will be a girl. If it is under 140 bpm, then it will be a boy. --- My baby's 167 bpm. So, GIRL =)

Old Wives Tale #2: Shape of Belly
If you are carrying high with a big, round belly, you are having a girl. If you are carrying low with a smaller belly that sticks straight out, it’s a boy. --- My belly is big  as everyone would comment, i guess it is also round... what other shape could it be? an octagon???  carrying high or low, i don't know what that means though. --- So, Girl. =)

Old Wives Tale #3: Ring Test
Using a string, hang your wedding ring over your pregnant belly. You are having a girl if the ring swings back and forth and it’s a boy if it swings in a circle. --- My hubby and I did this and I think it's dumb.  So, Inconclusive.

Old Wives Tale #4: Acne
If you have acne while pregnant, it’s a girl. It’s thought that acne during pregnancy is caused by the extra hormones. --- Well I never thought having acne would be something I would like, but with this test, yes, I do have acne and I can't stand it, but yey!, So, Girl =)

Old Wives Tale #5: Cravings
People believe that if you are craving salty foods while pregnant, you can count on having a boy. If you crave sweets, fruit, and orange juice, you are having a little girl. --- I crave mango, which is a fruit, but I eat it with bagoong or salt and vinegar which is salty, I crave sweets but can't eat them I always throw up after eating ice cream or chocolate, I like peaches and tangerines and mangostenes, and orange juice especially the orange juice in Saladicious!!! So, Girl =)

Old Wives Tale #6: Skin under Left Eye
The eye test is when a “V” or “branches” appear when you pull down the skin under your left eye. If you see a “V” or “branches” in the white part, you’re having a girl. --- So i look infront of the mirror and make a fool of myself i pull it down and voila! I have a "V' So, Girl =)

Old Wives Tale #7: Time of Conception
The person that is most aggressive in bed at the time of conception is the opposite of what the baby will be. ---Hmmm, this is dumb. ok, but well, So, a boy.

Old Wives Tale #8: Legs
If your legs get really big, you’re having a boy. If your legs stay in shape and lean, it’s a girl. ---- My legs are definitely lean, they are the same shape, lots of hair though but still, So, a Girl =)

Old Wives Tale #9: Moodiness and a Little Pecker (this one is odd, but funny)
If you are really moody, you are having a girl since you have another extra girl hormones in you. Your pregnancy will make you smile and be more happy if you are having a boy because there’s a little penis inside you. ----WTF is this?  Why would you be happier if you have a tiny penis inside you? This is bull. But then again, yes, I am always moody, and hubby even said that even when I'm sleeping I look mad. WTH! but, lol So, Girl.

Old Wives Tale #10: Chinese Gender Chart
The Chinese Gender Chart claims to have an accuracy rate of over 90%. It is based on how old the mother is at conception and the month that she conceived. ---- I have definitely checked 100 chinese calendars and it says , a GIRL =)

Old Wives Tale #11: Mom’s Beauty
Basically you are having a girl if your beauty disappears during pregnancy. It is said that the girl “steals” the mother’s beauty. If you think that pregnancy has never made you look more beautiful, a little boy it is. --- Ok, Ive had better days definitely, but I wouldn't say I'm ugly, but I do feel ugly and hubby said so too. he said i'm looking loshang, so yey!!! it's a GIRL. --- however, where I'm from, when you are ugly during your pregnancy, they say you are carrying a boy. this is what my husband concluded our baby's gender from, imagine that!

Old Wives Tale #12: Dream of Sex of Baby
If you have dreams that you are having a boy, you will have a girl. If you dream about having a girl, it will be a boy. Dreams show the opposite of what you are having. ---- Ive had dreams of both. My dreams are weird and depend on what I've watched on TV earlier.  The other night, I dreamt I pulled my baby out with its foot out of my vagina and then when it came out, I was like, what the phuck?? you're not ready to come out yet, so I put it right back in my belly and stuck it in through my vagina again…. but here, the baby was a girl.  SO, Inconclusive.

Old Wives Tale #13: Clumsy vs. Graceful
If the pregnant woman is graceful throughout her pregnancy, she’s having a girl. If she becomes clumsy, she’s having a boy.  --- I firmly believe that even through my 10th time of vomiting everything including my soul , I am still one graceful pregnant lady. There is a hint of grace whenever I puke and wipe the vomit off me.  bwahahhaha, So, a Girl =) 

Old Wives Tale #14: Side You Most Rest On
If a pregnant woman prefers to lay on her left side, she’s having a boy. If she prefers resting on her right side, she’s having a girl.  ---- The only reason I am forced to lay on my left is because the window is on the right and in the morning I get blinded by the sunlight =) So, Girl.

Old Wives Tale #15: Dad’s Weight Gain
If the dad-to-be gains weight while you are pregnant, it’s a girl. If he doesn’t gain weight, you’re having a boy.  --- Well, he's definitely gaining weight in my eyes, lol!, so, Girl =)

Old Wives Tale #16: Breast Test
If a pregnant woman’s left breast is larger than the right breast, she’s having a girl. If the right breast is larger, it’s a boy. ---- So I forced my hubby to check on this and he said he couldn't tell, he is useless. ( and thinks i'm a psycho flashing my boobies at him)  So, Inconclusive.

Old Wives Tale #17: What Do You Think?
71% of the time, the mom-to-be knows what she is having. --- Well, in my case, mom to be is useless too, coz I really have no clue, the fact that I'm taking this test is an absolute proof. So, Inconclusive.

Old Wives Tale #18: Morning Sickness
If you had a smooth pregnancy with no morning sickness, it’s a boy. If you were sick or felt really nauseous during your pregnancy, count on a girl. ---- Well, it doesn't even make sense that it's called morning sickness, coz to me, it's all day mostly nights non stop sickness!!! I vomit, vomit, vomit! that's all I do. Just tonight, I feel like ive gone contagious, even hubby seems to want to join me when I vomit. Just so eeeewwww! So, Girl =)

Old Wives Tale #19: Areolae
If your areolae (the part around your nips) have darkened, it’s a boy. If they haven't, its a girl. --- Is this for real??? damn. So, Boy.

Old Wives Tale #20: Protein
When a pregnant woman craves meat and cheese, count on a boy. --- Shit, I crave meat and I eat beef a lot more than chicken. I also crave cheese a lot. So, Boy.

Old Wives Tale #21: Feet
Are your feet colder now that you are pregnant? If so, you just might be having a boy. If your feet have stayed the same before pregnancy and during, you’re having a little girl. ---My feet are fine, just normal. So, Girl.

Old Wives Tale #22: Headaches
If you are having headaches, you might be carrying a boy. ---This is stupid coz, I guess all pregnant women get headaches right? and plus I even have migraine before I got pregnant, but, ok So, BOY.

Old Wives Tale #23: Baby Names
It is said that when you can only think of specific names for a boy or a girl, you will have that particularly baby. --- Well, my hubby's stopped thinking and concluded we were having a boy so he's only into weird, anime-ish, funny boy names. I havent thought of any name except for Julia. So, Girl.

Old Wives Tale #24: Urine
What color is your pee? If it is bright yellow, you will have a little boy. If your urine is a dull yellow, plan on a girl. --My pee is definitely dull yellow =) So, GIRL =)

Let's See, =)

Prediction:

Girl = 16
Boy = 4
Inconclusive=4 

Well, well well. =) lol. how bored could I be to actually finish this? bwahaha. here's to wishing for a baby girl, but really all I wish is for our baby to be healthy, that's all. =)

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Thought: 

Learning to magnify and celebrate the smallest and simplest joys and victories.

November of last year, i am most happy at the thought that I could finally afford a Celine Mini Luggage ( in cobalt or vermillion ) . bidding for a flight where i can actually get my hands on my new baby. Thankfully, i found out i was gonna have a real baby soon enough before i flew to Milan and purse-chased. Otherwise, my pocket will sob. Lots of tears... 

Last week, my source of greatest joy was seeing my little one wave at me and my husband at an ultrasound 😀 Ofcourse it wasn't probably a wave, it was maybe a jerk or a reflex or just a mere and simple act of putting a hand up, but my God, the joy i felt in my heart was so unbelievably overwhelming. All that our baby did was raise a hand and i have utterly and completely felt pride in my heart  My baby can raise a hand!!! Mommy is so proud, you are the best hand raiser in the womb my baby! Mommy and daddy will always cherish this moment with you.

Now I understand how to celebrate small victories like that, and also the joy of sharing it with Sonnie. I now understand the feeling of overwhelming love for a child, even before i meet him/ hopefully her.

But nevertheless, the Celine is on hold while I am jobless, fat and a vomit machine